Wednesday, 14 December 2011
It's an eternal rule throughout history that there are the cool guys and the smart guys. The former get the fame, the glory and the girls, the later get the critical acclaim, but usually only after they're dead.
Take Elizabethan playwrights. Kit Marlow was the cool one, drinking, wenching and spying like the Renaissance James Bond he was, but the only play of his people know now is Moll Flanders, and that's only because of the bonking and the fact you can see River Song's tits in the TV version, whilst in the years since he died his violent and mysterious death, the quiet chap from Warwickshire has overtaken him to become the best known writer of the era.
Then there are the Romantic Poets. Byron and Shelley were clearly the cool guys who got the girls, but it was Keats, scribbling away at home whilst longing futilely for Fanny who had the real talent.
I could go on, the Rolling Stones and the Beatles? Oasis and Blur? Bill Gates and Steve Jobs? Tony Blair and Gordon Brown? Okay, maybe not the last pair, but I'd be forgetting the date.
Today it is 100 years since Roald Amundsen reached the South Pole and in so doing forever confined Captain Robert Falcon Scott to the category of Great British Looser, where he joins Eddie the Eagle, Fred Goodwin and the England World Cup 2018 team.
Using skis and techniques learnt from the Inuit, Amundsen dog sledded to the pole in double quick time then sailed back, eating his dogs as he went. Scott meanwhile clanked along with all sorts of impedientia including some particularly useless diesel tractors. No doubt about who was cool one.
It's not as if he was a real chav - although he did ski there in Burberry overalls - but Amundsen was essentially a day tripper, who returned home with little more than a few picture postcards, whilst Scott's party were a fully tooled up scientific expedition.
So in the scientific stakes it's Norway Nil Point.
Although Scott never made it back himself, a lot of his samples did, and they were, and still are, amazing discoveries.
Firstly there was the Edwardian version of Frozen Planet - the first movie film of Antarctic creatures ever recorded. Film of Weddell Seals and Killer Whales was truly ground breaking, - and none of it was shot in a Dutch Zoo.
Secondly there were the Emperor Penguin eggs he found. Nobody had grabbed an egg before and whilst he didn't get them back to base himself they were recovered from the igloo where he left them later. Skins collected by Scott have also been used as a control sample to measure the prevalence of DDT in the Antarctic.
glossa meaning tongue, because of the shape of its leaves, not Glossop, meaning wettest town in England.
That a tropical fern should turn up in such a frozen wasteland was extremely interesting, and gave the scientists a hint that the wild theory of an Austrian ecologist might actually be true. Eduard Seuss had found fossil of Glossopteris in South America, Africa and India and so postulated that they had all once been a single supercontinent he named Gondwanaland. The discovery of the fern amongst the ice was the killer proof that his theory needed.
Dr Seuss also gave us the phrase 'the biosphere' by the way, and can claim to be the smart guy who ultimately got a lot less fame than the more renowned fossil hunters Marsh and Cope and has the additional burden of a less serious near-namesake.
The expedition Doctor also carried out research into the previously little known field of penguin sex. Unfortunately what he found, which included homosexuality and necrophilia came as rather a shock to this Public School boy. 'There seems to be no crime too low for these penguins,' he wrote.
Unlike Scott, the prudish Doctor survived, but only by spending a winter in an ice cave with five other men eating seal blubber. We are assured they did not not engage in any penguin-like activity .
In the short term Scott's death was a good career move, making him more famous than his Norwegian rival, but being liked by the Establishment pretty much did for his reputation in the 60s.
Dying perhaps isn't the great career move for explorers that it is for pop stars, and I doubt we would like Brian Cox any more if he'd frozen to death whilst making Wonders of the Universe. But whilst poor old Scott may not get the Boy Scout badge for planning expeditions, we should give him some credit for science he brought back.
So lets here it for old Scotty. He may not be cool, but he brought back the goods.
Saturday, 3 December 2011
So Egypt has finally managed to have a democratic election. The Islamists did rather well, but didn't dominate, and look set to remain split between an allegedly moderate Muslim Brotherhood and the extremists of
So was this a triumph for the army, the care taker rulers since Mubarek was toppled?
Yes and no.
But first, who actually are the Egyptian Army? This isn't an easy question to answer, as the army is at least three things.
Firstly, at the bottom, it really is the nation-in-arms. This is a difficult thing for us Brits, with our small mercenary army, to get our heads round, but if you listen to the veterans of WWII speak you get a flavour. A large army in a rural country like Egypt is part of the social fabric. The police, trained by Mubarek, Saddat and Nasser to defend the state, might be mindless, brutal thugs doing the regime's bidding, but the army belongs, at least in part, to the people.
Next, the army represents one of the few meritocracies in the country. Egypt is poor and only superficially modernised. Real opportunities are few and generally go to those with connections. The army is one of the few genuine meritocracies in the country, where a man with talent can rise to the top - or almost.
Ability alone might get you a prestigious command of an Armoured Division on the Israeli border, but to get to the real top in Mubarek's Egypt you needed to be an expert in taking and receiving bungs. And these people are still in charge.
What this means in practise is difficult to say, but I expect the Generals to come up with some sort of deal which gets the Muslim Brotherhood into power - but keeps them out of gaol. I imagine it will also mean that if protests continue the Police will continue to be the agent of repression, but that the army itself will be kept safely in the desert.
It's not all bad news, Egypt could still be a model Middle Eastern state, the Muslim Brotherhood could lead the way in showing how Islamism is compatible with democracy, and the corrupt old Generals may just fade away into oblivion.
However the high food prices that triggered the Arab Spring haven't gone down, the hopes of the protesters have not been realised, and the kleptocracy is still there, so we're not out of the woods yet.